Wife wakes very late & finds husband sitting at the kitchen table staring at a cup of coffee.. she asks him what is wrong.. says, "You remember the night we 1st made love in my old truck?"
"Yea, I was 16 & you were 20"..(wife thinking, oh my gosh)..
"you remember your dad poking his shotgun at me & threatening me with 20 years of prison or marrying you?"
"I do" she said, "but what's wrong?" as he starts crying... he said,
"I would have gotten out of prison today & be free."